Chapter 8, Let the beauties come even more fiercely
Having greatly satisfied my vanity, I gave him the remaining two photos as well. After a long while, Langtou finally replied: "The woman is truly perfect, but the photographer's work is too rough. Which station did you see this at?"
Ying Pangzi immediately showed a sad expression, so I had no choice but to return the MP4 to him, telling him that next time he wants to "draw" himself, he can look in the mirror. Upon hearing this, Qin Shi Huang became happy again and ran upstairs—ever since he became friends with Jing Ke, his intelligence had noticeably declined
In fact, whether it is unofficial history or official history, any description of Li Shishi can be summarized in two sentences: in private, she is a courtesan; in public, she is a lady
The Wolf Head is qualified to say this about me; in fact, he indeed possesses an astonishing number of beautiful images. He is a photography editor and reporter for a well-known magazine, and over 60% of the cover models in this bi-monthly magazine are original works of his.
Upon hearing these words, I fell to the ground with a thud. To know what happens next, please listen to the next installment.
I absentmindedly took a few shots of him with the MP4, while Ying Pangzi instinctively adjusted his crown, one hand on the sword, looking just like Yang Zirong from the model opera "Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy." I connected the MP4 to the computer; the already low-resolution footage captured every nook and cranny of my house in the hands of Qin Shi Huang, with dim lighting and skewed angles, making the scenes inside resemble a crime scene.
In short, a beautiful woman who knows how to entice men and can calmly sit down to read is very powerful and invincible. The book states that she is neither servile nor arrogant, gentle and dignified, yet her profession is merely described in a single phrase: "a renowned courtesan from Bianjing skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting." This is quite unscientific
I took the book and said in a voice just loud enough for her to hear: "You probably understand now, there are no deities here. Do whatever you want this year. Also, you can call me Brother Qiang from now on."
I stared at Qin Shi Huang and asked, "Did you take all of these?"
Speaking of women, I am reminded of buns, and thinking of buns... I am hungry
"Just you? It's not that I'm humiliating you. Which one of the beautiful pictures on your desktop that you use to 'masturbate' isn't from me? If you really have the ability, then Photoshop 'Sister Furong' into Lin Zhiling."
The wolf head was very straightforward; after receiving my response, it immediately went offline to transfer money to me
This book does not belong to me. I do not know which unfortunate child left it at the baozi shop; it has been unclaimed for a long time. Baozi took it back and flipped through it, and later just tossed it on the TV cabinet, waiting for it to become an antique.
A sage once said: "Food and sex are inherent to human nature." If he were to come, I would certainly have a good conversation with him
This woman is my cousin, and the photo was taken by me. That is all I can say
The temptation of easily obtaining 1,200 yuan is quite significant for me. In the past, I would have certainly refused, but now I have to support three idle individuals at hetushu.com. Ying Pangzi can eat, Jing Ersha wastes electricity, and the most expensive is Li Shishi. After all, she is the emperor's concubine, the top courtesan of a dynasty; you can't expect her to wear a bra that costs only 15 yuan, can you? From Baozi, it is evident that women are quite costly. She has also comforted me by saying that beautiful women are even more expensive. Now, I have both women and beautiful women at home, but the problem is that I have no money.
I did not speak, but sent him the place where Li Shishi sat in the "murder scene" filmed by Qin Shi Huang.
I asked him half-jokingly and half-seriously how much he could offer, and this guy seriously told me: "I will buy yours for 400 each. To be clear, I will only use one, and I can help you recommend the others to other magazines. If they are used, they will also pay you for the manuscript."
The much-anticipated king and hero have arrived, while the current world can only produce manure and waste batteries. Meanwhile, look at Ms. Li; her seat (her seat, once again her seat) hasn't even warmed up yet, and she has already brought me considerable income
The wolf's head began a denunciation lasting over 40 seconds, accusing me of being ungrateful, claiming that I had a good website but did not inform him, and that I concocted such technically devoid statements to deceive him
However, as I continued to watch, my eyes suddenly brightened. On the screen, a charming beauty with slightly parted ruby lips gazed sideways, her orchid-like fingers unintentionally brushing against her hair by her ear. She exuded an ancient elegance while also embodying the innocent allure of a young girl in love. The subsequent images were even more captivating. This little enchantress, with one hand resting on the bed, revealed a hint of her fragrant shoulder, and the black strap of her bra stood out starkly against her snow-white skin. That pink Hello Kitty outfit was practically a primal call to all men's possessiveness. Li Shishi's professional quality was indeed impressive; she instinctively knew how to strike the most seductive poses without needing guidance. She was the only girl I had ever seen who could wear Hello Kitty in a way that resembled a thong.
"Just a little, the hungry man said to draw a picture for her, and the woman just smiled foolishly at the hungry man. "Qin Shi Huang looked at me and suddenly said: 'Why is your nose bleeding?'"
As I wiped the blood from my nose, I shot a glare at Ying the Fatty: "What have you seen? You even pretended to be an emperor for a while. Did Ah Fang and Meng Jiang ever laugh at you like this?"
Ying Pangzi and Jing Ersha, as my "friends", have become well-known among the local residents. Classmate Jing Ersha often has disheveled hair and leaves his pants zipper open, covering his ears with semiconductors, gazing at the sky at a 45-degree angle with his astigmatic eyes. I told the nearby neighbors that he is into rock music, and everyone believed it without a doubt
After quite a while, the wolf-headed figure finally said: "It seems what you said is true. How about selling me the photo? I still haven't secured a cover for next month."
Within 3 seconds, Wolf Head frantically sent a series of colorful emojis and asked me: "Is there more?"
After Li Shishi went up this time, she never came down again. Qin Shi Huang and - Tu - Shu ran down excitedly and stuffed the MP4 into my hand: "I found it, this thing can draw very well, can you also draw me?" It turns out he just realized that the MP4 can also capture people.
Liu Laoliu, if you have any conscience, bring all the beauties such as Daji, Bao Si, Zhao Feiyan, Diao Chan, Su San, and so on all at once
"I am looking at beautiful women, so I have no time to pay attention to you." I met "Wolf" on a website featuring pictures of beautiful women.
I was repeatedly looking at MM Li's photos when a notification from my online friend "Wolf Head" on QQ flashed. I opened it, and he asked: "What are you doing?"
Qin Shi Huang has become increasingly adept at playing. He stands in front of a mirror, takes a photo, looks at it for a moment, then memorizes his expression and movements in the picture. He then takes another identical photo, swapping the two images back and forth, engaging in a game of "Spot the Difference".
She slammed the book down on the table and said, "What about the rest? Why does it only go up to the Western Han?" I glanced at the book, and the back cover read, "Complete set of 10 volumes." I let out a long sigh, thankful that the unfortunate child had only missed the first volume; otherwise, Li MM would have been heartbroken to learn about the fall of the Song Dynasty.
I was so upset that I sent him the first photo of Li Shishi
From this perspective, the wolf's head is still relatively decent. In fact, even if he used it directly, I would probably not know. Even if I did know, I would most likely not report him, as I am a lazy person
Ying Pangzi does not like to go out, but he has become somewhat familiar with the area. Although our street is secluded, both individuals have already encountered cars, and due to Jing Ke's habits, he occasionally spots airplanes. It is relatively safe for these two to venture onto the main street. However, with the addition of Li Shishi, if she sees anything and asks questions, it could easily lead to misunderstandings that I have recently been organizing individuals with intellectual disabilities for illegal activities. In the end, I had no choice but to order a large amount of takeout to eat. However, with the addition of Li Shishi, if she sees anything and asks questions, it could easily lead to misunderstandings that I have recently been organizing individuals with intellectual disabilities for illegal activities. In the end, I had no choice but to order a large amount of takeout to eat
When Li Shishi first arrived, she encountered the legendary Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang. She had already mentally prepared herself for this place. Now, she was actually sitting in this bizarre and overgrown environment reading a book. I glanced at the title and broke into a cold sweat: "A Comprehensive History of China"
Li Shishi noticed me looking at her and smiled charmingly, saying, "How presumptuous of me to casually touch your belongings." She is an exceptionally intelligent woman and has likely guessed that this is not some fairyland; the biggest flaw is probably that my gaze is too filled with the flavor of the mortal world (some might even call it lecherous). I told her not to be polite and to treat this place as if it were her own home.
The beauty economy, comrades of the beauty economy
Li MM's shrewdness gives me a headache. She knows how to entice men and understands how to learn about the world through the oldest yet most reliable channels. I do not know how many simplified characters she can comprehend, but it is clearly unrealistic to deceive her like Meng Jing and Er Sha.
Li Shishi sighed softly and said: "My original purpose in coming to the 'Fairyland' was to live a simple life for 1 year without men and away from politics. The name Shishi is quite inconvenient, so I will be called Wang Yuannan from now on"